Jimmy Fallon Is Ok With Being Weak As F**k

Jimmy Fallon was really upset that people weren’t cool with him ignoring Trump as a political menace and instead treating him like a shriveled up chia pet during his interview last year.

Sure Trump called an entire country of people rapists and criminals and grabs women by the pussy at will, but self-described people pleaser Jimmy Fallon wants to know why we all just can’t have a good time watching a guy that flirts with the KKK like a preteen girl get his hair ruffled?

From New York Times:

“I go, I just can’t read Twitter,” he said. “Then I can’t read the news. I can’t read the internet.”

Speaking in a quiet, tentative tone, Mr. Fallon seemed to be reliving the experience as he recounted it.

“I’m a people pleaser,” he said. “If there’s one bad thing on Twitter about me, it will make me upset. So, after this happened, I was devastated. I didn’t mean anything by it. I was just trying to have fun.”

Damn Jimmy, it’s almost like you can’t just ignore the context of whatever you want at any time. Instead of taking any kind of stand or having any kind of balls, Fallon defends his decision to not engage with the world around him and keep talking about dumb s**t, because critical thought is like, hard.

No one wants his softball goofy s**t either, and his ratings are showing it. It feels fake, forced, cheesy, and insensitive of him to stick to recurring celebrity bits as we spiral into WWIII. Even with his ratings in the fucking can, Fallon has decided the only people that don’t like his show are mean Twitter liberals, who are trying to bully him.

“I don’t want to be bullied into not being me, and not doing what I think is funny,” he said more defiantly. “Just because some people bash me on Twitter, it’s not going to change my humor or my show.”

If Jimmy Fallon doesn’t nut up soon he’s gonna crawl straight into complete irrelevance.


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