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Ever Wondered Why They Gave Jon Snow a Small Dick?

Game of Thrones is all about women that somehow, despite living in a medieval low tech hell, are as smooth, pale, hairless, and constantly naked as those weird cats Kat Von D has, but the show’s creators did decide to make sure we all know that Jon Snow has a little dick.

Why?

Well, the writers told Esquire:

“There has to be some downside to being Kit. It seems only fair. He’s handsome, talented, smart and so decent to the core that it’s impossible not to like him. Maddening. The one thing we can do is saddle his character with a tiny pecker.”

Men make me tired. Are y’all really that threatened by a dude who isn’t even real being hotter than you that you are gonna throw that irrelevant shit in there for no reason?

If you’re wondering when that even happens, it’s in this line.

Snow says: “I’m no God,” to which he gets the reply, “I’ve seen your pecker. What God would have a pecker that small?”

Ugh. Boring.

Bet Jon Snow eats pussy like a champ, tho.

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And slutty women make me sick. We’re even.

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