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Men Mad at Women Only Screenings Of ‘Wonder Woman’

The Alamo Drafthouse is hosting Wonder Woman screenings for women only. Like legit. Forreal. Check out the memo via Birth.Movies.Death..

The most iconic superheroine in comic book history finally has her own movie, and what better way to celebrate than with an all-female screening?

Apologies, gentlemen, but we’re embracing our girl power and saying “No Guys Allowed” for one special night at the Alamo Ritz. And when we say “People Who Identify As Women Only,” we mean it. Everyone working at this screening — venue staff, projectionist, and culinary team — will be female.

So lasso your geeky girlfriends together and grab your tickets to this celebration of one of the most enduring and inspiring characters ever created.

To be honest, I don’t know where I stand on this movie. It seems like it’s gonna be a bad movie, so I don’t want to see it. However, I know how the film industry works. If a bad movie starring men fails, it’s because the movie is bad. If a bad movie starring women fails, it’s because over half of the entire population is unsellable and innately worthless. Hell, big wigs have actually ruined films, like Iron Man 3, because they think women don’t sell.

Despite women being worthless, this all-women screening sold out so fast that they scheduled another and it looks like even more are coming to this theater chain. Men are mad they aren’t invited, and I honestly don’t think they are missing out.

The movie does not seem like it’s gonna be good. Alamo is probably doing them a favor.

Women are so desperate to not be treated like walking fuck dolls by the media that they are buying out this probably shitty movie faster than the theater chain can hold screenings.

It’s kind of depressing honestly.

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