Paris Jackson Goes Topless to Keep Her Hype Going

Have you noticed more Paris Jackson stories lately? You’re not dreaming. Her management are pushing her up the celebrity ladder. I wouldn’t rank her as C-list because she’s not really done anything horrendous like Dancing with the Stars. She just…exists. Now that she’s got a powerful agency behind her, everyone’s talking about her.

It doesn’t hurt to throw up topless Instagram posts. Oh, Paris happens to love sunbathing in the nude.

How convenient. And if enough people didn’t see that one, what about a strategically placed arm covering her breasts?

She wrote:

nudity started as a movement for ‘going back to nature’, ‘expressing freedom’, ‘being healthier’ and was even called a philosophy. being naked is part of what makes us human. for me it helps me feel more connected to mama gaia. i’m usually naked when i garden. it’s actually a beautiful thing and you don’t have to make it sexual the way many hollywood stars (and the media)

She goes on and on, but you get the idea. Mama gaia. Sound like a spice. In Greek mythology, it’s the mother of all life. *shrugs* Ok, cool.

She should thank her modeling agency, IMG. This NY Post article makes them come across as magicians, able to turn nothing into something.

“The moment she signed with IMG [in March], that was a game changer,” said the fashion insider. “IMG are my least favorite people to deal with for negotiations. They are the toughest.”

And Paris, who stands 5-foot-9, is being represented by the toughest of the toughest: IMG president Ivan Bart himself.

“Prince [Jackson] insists that top-notch folks handle his sister,” the Paris confidante said. “It had to be the boss.”

They helped her snag a seven-figure modeling deal with Calvin Klein. The contract lasts three to five years, so the good news is, Paris Jackson in underwear for the next three to five years.

Her people probably also placed her strategically at the Met Gala to get more press. She had that Met Gala selfie with Kylie and Kendall Jenner, and a whole bunch of other stars. You konw the selfie, the one P. Diddy cropped Kendall and Kylie out of.

Poor Blanket Jackson though. While Paris gets more and more famous, her brother Blanket’s left alone to scavenge for Snickers bars for meals. Literally, he hunts down candy for sustenance because no one takes care of him. Where’s his Met Gala invitation???

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