Pastor Eaten by Crocodiles While Trying to Do a Live Re-Enactment of Jesus Walking on Water, Because God Finds the Same S**t Funny That I Do

Jonathan Mthethwa of the Saint of the Last Days Church should win the award for most ironic death ever.

While trying to show off his biblical superpowers for the ladies…and his congregation or whatever, the pastor tried to take a walk across a river known as “Crocodile River” and quickly became lunch.

A member of the Church told The Nigerian Daily Post:

“The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week. He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by three large crocodiles in front of us. We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”

I don’t know. Maybe he stepped head first into a river full of crocodiles and also organized religion is a con.

Apparently, this idiot walked into the middle of the crocodile-filled river and said he was going to float above the water.

Instead, he was ripped apart by crocodiles.

Good.

[Image: Flickr/Ravi Jandhyala]