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Taylor Swift Has Learned Nothing and is Still Dating Brits

Oh Taylor, I love you, but when will you learn? British guys are no good for you. Harry Styles, Tom Hiddleston, John Mayer, and Calvin Harris. How did those work out? And yeah, I know Mayer is American and Harris is Scottish, but Scottish is close enough to Brittish and Mayer has probably done a fake British gimmick at some points.

According to The Sun, Taylor is now dating Joe Alwyn, some unknown British actor that lives with his parents. Yeah, this should end well.

Taylor has been taking private jets, renting a house in London, and walking around in a disguise to keep her romance under wraps. Even her new neighbors had no idea. And this is why you shouldn’t date British people. They obviously aren’t that bright if they were tricked for months by wigs and scarves.

Taylor wants to keep her love life out of the public, unless of course she’s writing hit songs about it. Can’t wait for her new single “Dinner at Mom and Dads'” about this relationship. Don’t keep him out too late, Taylor. Wouldn’t want him to break curfew and have his allowance taken away.

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gem2477
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Nah. The song is so immature and outright stupid that Kanye is probably somewhere laughing his ass off.

Thao Truong
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dont be jealous…that song basically says it all. its genius…how else is it breaking record…if it sucked then everyone would say so….revenge comes in everyway and she got hers by being top of the list…lets see all her haters get there like taylor did. NOTTTT

gem2477
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She could have released a track of her farting and it’d be #1. With her, that’s not a good demonstration of if it being a good song.

BigJimSlade
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It’s genius? It’s not even music.
This generic crap wouldn’t have managed to be a B-side on a Madonna single 20 years ago.

I made that bitch famous
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I made that bitch famous

Oh come on, nobody is jealous of her. Who wants to be a mean Swift pussy to be number one? Only she would.

earlharbeson
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Funny, She sold out 5 nights at the Staple Center for 1989 which seated a total of 86,000 people, She has sold 120,000 tickets in the Rose Bowl so far for the “Reputation”. I doubt he is laughing to loud, he made $31,745,967 on his Saint Pablo Tour, she sold $180,000,000 worth of tickets the first week.

AussieDan
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Remember when Taylor wrote poppy country songs…?

Shawn Cicero
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wow people are nutty stalkers

Mithrull
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Pretend to like her fans? Bwhahahahahahaha you are fucking pathetic.

Moise
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who the hell are you guys? no names, just jealous of her fame and success. But who can blame you? You do this for green.

Sinead McGowan
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ooooh Taylor’s army

Atomic Rat
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oh my fucking god !!!!!!

she’s so existential… she’s so multidimensional… she’s so fucking awesomely…. banal and pedantic.

So you really don’t have to have anything one the ball other than a good PR firm and a fair agent to be a success as a pop star.

I didn’t believe them. It’s still hard to believe.

Larry
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That girl is too high maintenance and a loon.

Atomic Rat
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Sailor Twit – the rally face of the nazi generation.

Nice one. The one trick pony and the goosesteppers.

Sieg Heil, frau Taylor. I see you’re on to your next crossover genre.

Not Telling
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The only racist here is you. It consumes you to the point of you making retarded comments like this.

jay
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“Except, anyone can join. Even if they are not, wait for it, fans of Taylor.” How would a phone app know whether or not someone is a fan of Taylor Swift? What’s it going to do, read all your archived text messages to see if you talk about Miss Swift with your friends and determine if you said positive or negative things about her?

Perry de Havilland
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“Taylor has been criticized by just about everyone for not speaking for or against Trump”

Yeah Taylor is missing a beat here, I mean we all just *love* to be lectured by sage-like showbiz celebrities about politics, right?

me
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1/3rd of the country supports being mean and fueling drama, while the other 2/3rds has had enough. So Taylor’s drama filled, passive aggressive, mean girl behavior is no longer tolerated by most. Most of us had enough of Taylor & people like her.

Thai Wu
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No doubt she will sell out if her rich father and rich close business connections buy them up to save her REPUTATION.

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