Taylor Swift Taking a Break from Stirring Up Drama to Work on Her Music

Huh, I forgot she makes music. Nice.

If you were wondering why Taylor Swift hasn’t been on Instagram churning out a constant stream of #Relatable content while throwing her peers under the bus lately, it’s because she’s been working on a brand new album.

Sources told E!:

“Taylor has been writing and recording her new album in Nashville for the last several months.”

I’m not a 10-year-old girl, but if I was I would be so stoked right now.

“She has been working on it around the clock and will be making an announcement soon. She is really excited about her new music and can’t wait to share it with her fans.”

I kind of hope it’s just a full album of her calling Tom Hiddleston‘s dick small. Like, if you’re gonna be a shady bitch, don’t insult our intelligence by not owning it.

“She has been entirely focused on that and not much else. She has been 100 percent dedicated to making music the last few months and that’s it.”

Cool. I bet it’s just as interesting as all of her other music. Not very.

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