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The Rock’s Dick Is Hard Over All the People Supporting Him for President in 2020

We’re really trying to make this happen, huh? People are really getting into The Rock running for president in 2020. This seems like an ego stroke for Dwayne Johnson though. If everyone licked your butthole telling you how great you were, you’d wanna keep that conversation going too.

Also, guess what. Hey, he’s out promoting Baywatch. Think these two things are related?

What started out as a question in a GQ interview has snowballed into a thing. In that interview, he said there was a “real possibilty” he’d run. The interview also mentioned how both candidates last year tried to get his endorsement, but he didn’t want to take sides.

Last year, both presidential campaigns reached out to him for his endorsement, he says. “Which I did not give. I felt like…I feel like I’m in a position now where my word carries a lot of weight and influence, which of course is why they want the endorsement. But I also have a tremendous amount of respect for the process and felt like if I did share my political views publicly, a few things would happen…I felt like it would either (a) make people unhappy with the thought of whatever my political view was. And, also, it might sway an opinion, which I didn’t want to do.”

If Mark Cuban is a 7 on the scale of presidential candidates, The Rock went from zero to about a 4.

He went on The Tonight Show and told Jimmy Fallon he’s “blown away” by the support. Which is much different from being blown by the support.

“The surge and the groundswell since then has really been amazing. I gotta tell you, I’m so incredibly flattered — there’s a national poll that just came out this past week … that brought together Republicans and Democrats in saying that I would beat Donald Trump if we had an election today to become president.”

Uh right. I read that poll. According to Public Policy Polling:

We also looked at Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s prospects if he were to run for President as a Democrat. 36% of voters see Johnson favorably to 13% with a negative view of him, although 50% of voters have no opinion about him either way. Both Democrats (38/15) and Republicans (31/17) see him positively. Johnson would lead Trump 42/37 in a prospective contest, and wins over 15% of people who supported Trump last fall.

It’s true The Rock would beat Trump according to this poll, if 50% of the voters didn’t vote. If you read, 50% have no opinion of him whatsoever. Literally, half the people don’t give a shit.

Why do people support him? He said “I think it’s because a lot of people want to see a different leadership — I’m sorry, not different, but a better leadership today.” Then he added that people want “more poise, less noise.” The Rock just found his campaign slogan.

I’m calling fake news on this. MSM spin. If you ask Hulk Hogan, “Are you running for president?” and he says, “I’m not ruling it out,” then you have a story that everyone jumps on. Seriously, you know you wanna see Hulkamania run wild on you.

If The Rock runs against President Trump, I want them in a cage match. However, as a handicap, The Rock cannot stand and can only move around on his knees.

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