Amber Heard and Elon Musk Getting Serious

So… billionaire Elon Musk and actress Amber Heard seem to be getting close to being a serious thing. Still no joint @ElonandAmber account, but it’s early. According to PEOPLE‘s source:

“They are getting more serious,” says a source close to the couple. “It’s definitely not a casual relationship. That’s not Elon. He doesn’t do anything casually.”


The source confirms that the Tesla founder “isn’t dating anyone else” and “is still very fascinated by Amber and loves her company. He seems very happy with her. She is spending a lot of time with his kids.”

Of course, “still fascinated” isn’t the most romantic language to describe their situation. That sounds like something Spock would say. He’d then give a Vulcan Mind Meld.  Then again, Musk’s an engineer and they aren’t the most socially adept people out there. Anybody who has read Dilbert knows that. I wonder if he tells her penis jokes, too. It wouldn’t surprise me.

Are we watching the genesis of a long-term Musk/Heard relationship? If you say “Musk/Heard” really fast, it sounds like “Mustard”, doesn’t it? Some think that Elon leans more toward being an obsessive type – this is a man who wants to get us off the planet after all. He’s also already been married twice. Heard was with Johnny Depp, which should be enough of a “‘Nuff Said” there. Hopefully, this won’t turn sour quickly, but it seems like we’ll be seeing more about this as time goes by.

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