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NASA Calls Bullshit on Gwyneth Paltrow

Have you heard of Goop? No, it’s not a follow-up to a Nickelodeon toy from the 90s. It’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s company making weird, fake health products to bilk folks out of their money. You know, Dr. Gwyneth Patrow, who starred in some superhero movies and wrote an insulting cookbook. That Gwyneth.

Gizmodo has being going head-to-head with Goop’s product, Body Vibe Stickers.

I could try to explain to you what those are, but no one could beat the crazy things they say in their own copy.

“Human bodies operate at an ideal energetic frequency, but everyday stresses and anxiety can throw off our internal balance, depleting our energy reserves and weakening our immune systems. Body Vibes stickers (made with the same conductive carbon material NASA uses to line space suits so they can monitor an astronaut’s vitals during wear) come pre-programmed to an ideal frequency, allowing them to target imbalances.”

They’re stickers. With unicorns on them. Or stars. They’re goddamn stickers.

So Gizmodo reached out to NASA for a quote. The NASA rep responded that spacesuits “do not have any conductive carbon material lining.” One NASA scientist added, “What a load of BS.”

Goop stickers run $120 for a pack of 24 and are available wherever snake oil is sold.

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