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Susan Boyle Assaulted By Gang of Teens

When I saw the name Susan Boyle, I remembered who she was. I haven’t spent a lot of time thinking about her since she made Simon Cowell cry, but apparently the Britain’s Got Talent singer left an impression on me. So I was bummed to hear about this.

Apparently, Boyle has been tormented by a mob of 15-year-old assholes for a little while now. It’s bad enough when punk teens decide they’re in The Warriors, but targeting a 56-year-old C-list celebrity with Asperger syndrome crosses like, 15 lines.

These spineless teens have been waiting at Boyle’s bus stop, throwing crap at her for no reason, other than that they are scumbags. In one instance, a kid lit a ball of paper on fire and threw that at her.

Neighbors have spotted this gang of wannbe Droogs tormenting other people in the neighborhood, but recently Boyle has become the focus of their attacks.

“They pick on the most vulnerable people,” her neighbor said. “If there is more than one person they won’t do it – because they are too scared. It’s old people, children, mentally ill people. It’s really disgusting.”

Let’s just agree that Susan Boyle is a nice lady and that teenagers are the worst.

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