Katy Perry Finally Realized There’s No Beating Taylor Swift

Katy Perry has admitted defeated. Perry was a recent guest on the Thrive Global Podcast, where she tucked tail and apologized to Taylor Swift.

“I’m ready to let it go. Absolutely, 100%. I forgive her, and I’m sorry for anything I ever did, and I hope the same from her, and I think it’s actually — I think it’s time. There are bigger fish to fry, and there are bigger problems in the world. I love her and I want the best for her, and I think she’s a fantastic songwriter, and like, I think that if we both, her and I, can be representatives of strong women that come together despite their differences, I think the whole world is going to go, like, ‘Yeah, we can do this.’”

Poor Katy. She really thought she had a chance in this feud. You know she believed in her heart that she was going to take down Taylor. And the best she could muster up in two years since Taylor released ‘Bad Blood’ was that messy ‘Swish Swish’ track. With ‘Witness’ getting average reviews and Taylor’s 3 year old album out-streaming it on Spotify, Katy had no choice but get on her knees and worship at the Alter of Swift.

And this is why any artist would be foolish to get into a musical showdown with Ms. Swift.

But she failed. She failed in a way that stars on her level shouldn’t fail in a musical beef.

She’s the biggest pop star in the world for a reason. She’s created a loyal fanbase with catchy tunes and a good girl persona that hides scathing lyrics and petty actions. Very few understand their audience and calculate their moves like Swift has over the years.

Katy Perry is a big pop star. She’s sold millions of albums worldwide. She’s had multiple number one singles. She’s probably one of the five biggest female pop stars in the last five years. Her feud with Swift was over back-up dancers, and thus really stupid, but Perry had the ammunition to succeed.

But she failed. She failed in a way that stars on her level shouldn’t fail in a musical beef. Meek Mill is probably laughing at how bad Katy failed in this feud.

That’s because she beefed with Taylor Swift.

You can’t beat Swift in these situations. She’s mastered the art of producing a radio friendly diss track. ‘Bad Blood’ went straight to #1 and spent 25 weeks on the Billboard Hot 100. ‘Swish Swish’ peaked at #46 and will probably be off the charts in a month.

Swift has put together a supportive squad with a massive social media following in just about every medium. She’s BBF’s with pop artists, actresses, models, and everyone in-between. And they all go to bat for Taylor. Either she has them all brainwashed or she’s a really good friend. It’s probably a bit of both.

Perry now understands the power of The Squad.

“Maybe I don’t agree with everything she does, and maybe she doesn’t agree with everything I do, but like, I just — I really, truly, want to come together, and in a place of love and forgiveness, and understanding and compassion…There’s a lot of other things out there in the world that people need to be focused on. God bless her on her journey. God bless her. Honestly. I want to operate in a positive, kind space. I want to be an example of kindness, compassion, love, and I forgive and forget. That wasn’t easy for me.”

This is one of the weakest moves I’ve ever seen from a star on Perry’s level. Kevin Durant level weak. Just days after her new album gets outperformed by Swift’s three-year-old album, Perry is ready to join The Squad.

That’s what Swift does to the competition. She obliterates them without a second thought. And then she smiles and laughs about it. She’ll forgive Katy. She’ll probably praise ‘Witness,’ leading to a gigantic spike in sales. They’ll probably collaborate on a track. All will be well in Katy’s world. But only because Taylor allows it.

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I made that bitch famous
I made that bitch famous
6 years ago

This article is idiotic at best.

I made that bitch famous
I made that bitch famous
6 years ago

Who wrote this idiotic artile? Oh it’s the fuckhead Jeremy.