‘The Bachelorette’ Lucas and Blake Fight Like 9-Year-Olds

Lucas Yancey and Blake Elarbee were eliminated on the most recent episode of The Bachelorette. This isn’t really news. Someone gets eliminated every week. What’s sort of news is this stupid banana argument that led to the elimination. Yancey accused Blake of standing over him while Yancey slept, peeling and licking a banana while staring at him. As one does.

What’s more news is the argument between Blake and Lucas following the elimination:

Blake blamed Lucas for getting him eliminated, accusing him of participating for the “wrong reasons” and called him a “piece of s**t.” Also, he pretty much called him a suck ass comedian. That last one hurts.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “What the hell is a Whaboom?” And I’m glad you asked. Being an investigative journalist, I dug deep into the Internet find out everything about Whaboom and what makes him tick. Turns out, he’s just some guy on YouTube with no subscribers and less than 100 views per video.

Here he is asking out Taylor Swift:

Can’t believe she wasn’t throwing herself at him after that.

And here he is on some show called Ex-Isle:

This guy is really desperate to find love.

Not sold on his acting ability? Maybe you should check out his sizzle reel:

He’s also an investigative journalist:

If his failed stint on The Bachelorette doesn’t lead to million dollar endorsements for his YouTube channel, then I shudder to think what we’ll see next from this guy. Probably Dancing with The Stars.