Jennifer Lawrence Pukes at Broadway Show

Hollywood it girl Jennifer Lawrence ran out of a Broadway production of 1984 to puke, proving that, oh my god you guys, celebrities are totally just people like us! According to her friends, the star was sick from a stomach virus and not because of the content of the play. I don’t see how this is news, but the world loses their mind every time she scratches her ass. No, seriously.

You might have assumed I was joking when I suggested the play may have made Lawrence sick, but you’d be wrong. Apparently, the second half of the play is a very graphic depiction of Winston’s torture and audience members have been dropping like flies at the production, particularly when we get to Room 101, where The Party tortures you with your worst fear. Winston’s worst fear is having his face eaten off by rats, which seems like a fairly universal fear and we may be giving Big Brother a lot more credit than he’s actually due for personalizing these tortures.

People lining up for a Broadway show that’s been making people vomit sort of reminds me of the South Park episode “The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs” where the boys write a book they intend to be as shocking and disgusting as possible, and while everyone who reads it throws up at nearly ever passage, they also hail it as a work of literary genius. The point of Room 101 in the novel 1984 isn’t on how horrible the torture is physically, it’s that Winston is forced to give up the one thing that matters to him, his love for Julia.

But why bother with all that fussy politically allegory when you can just make torture porn? I mean, you can claim your show was so unsettling it made J. Law boot in the lobby! Throw in a few rapping presidents and you’ll run for years.

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So, who is she blaming for any hurricane for every other hurricane in the past?

Bill Miles

Wow. There is not one word in the quotes you gave that supports the title of this post. Donald Trump doesn’t believe in global warming. Although it doesn’t cause hurricanes, it does make them worse because warm waters cause stronger ones – and people voted for him, which in her mind means they voted for someone who doesn’t want to fix it. That is all. Horrible article.


Two years. Nine months pregnant and fifteen months with the baby before returning to work. Her current significant other likes to knock up his flames so why not this immature girl?


Yeah it sucked for her. If she was my daughter, I;d be pissed at want to sue everyone involved.

As to Weinstein, let’s remember that the actresses who sucked him dry and boned him have absolutely NOTHING to gain by coming forward and admitting that they got their careers by screwing that walking hair carpet. So none of them will. Why admit you got that lead role due to your casting couch abilities, even if a victim? They want no part of that. And Hollywood is filled with those women. And they ain’t talking. #metoo?

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