A down payment on a house, a used or maybe even new car, a wedding, a kingdom in Bali. These are all things you could spend $15,000 on. If you’re a rich UFC super fan, another thing you could spend $15,000 on is Justin Kish’s s**t-stained underwear that was smeared in crap during her fight with Felice Herrig.
Talking to Submission Radio, Kish said someone offered her $15k for her soiled shorts to put up in his man cave. Probably to jerk off to or I don’t know what.
“The most lucrative offer I’ve got is someone messaged me and said, ‘hey, we would love to pay’ — because I didn’t get my winnings. I would say I returned back with half of what I would have liked to have had, and so the most lucrative was, ‘hey, I would like to buy whatever kind of winnings you lost, I would like to buy your shorts for that same amount to hang them up and blah, blah blah in my man cave.’
Kish thought this was disgusting, just, disgusting. So disgusting, in fact, that she hesitantly sent him her information to start the transaction.
“Some man that wanted a man cave with my shorts – he has like a UFC (shrine). He gave me his name, his email address, all these things. I really don’t want to give too much details, but that was the most lucrative offer and I’m not gonna… I mean, why?” she explained. “People are saying, ‘send them over, just go do it.’ I’m like, ‘oh, alright. Well I’ll give him my information, but I don’t see how this is actually real.’”
“What a sick, sick man,” Kish probably thought to herself as she emailed him back asking if he wanted it to be gift wrapped.