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China Bans Justin Bieber, Proves They’re The Greatest Country In The World

China, proving once again that they are better than America, has banned Justin Bieber. When a young Chinese fan asked why, this was their response:

“Justin Bieber is a gifted singer, but he is also a controversial young foreign singer. In order to maintain order in the Chinese market and purify the Chinese performance environment, it is not suitable to bring in badly behaved entertainers.

We hope that as Justin Bieber matures, he can continue to improve his own words and actions, and truly become a singer beloved by the public.”

The last time Bieber was in China, he was too good to walk up the Great Wall, getting carried up by his bodyguards, and then too good to walk the streets, deciding to skateboard them instead. Thus, he’s now banned.

Can you imagine if this happened in America? If we banned trash people like Justin Bieber for being too good for our historical landmarks and causing disruption in public places? Either everyone would be on amazing behavior or we’d get rid of people like Justin Bieber, Scott Disick, and pretty much every reality television star.

We’d also get rid of our president.

Good on you, China. You’re taking steps to become a better country. We’ll catch up to you in November 2020 at the latest.

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