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Kid Rock Says Democrats Will Be ‘Shattin’ in Their Pantaloons’ If He Runs for Senate

His name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID. KID ROCK!

And just his name alone has “Democrats shattin’ in their pantaloons.”

You see, Rock is still planning on running for US Senate in 2018 because Donald Trump has made everyone believe that you can hold office in the United States despite no experience. Thanks a lot, Donald Trump.

Kid Rock gave the following statement on his potential Senate run:

When my name was thrown out there for US Senate I decided to launch kidrockforsenate.com. I was beyond overwhelmed with the response I received from community leaders, D.C. pundits, and blue-collar folks that are just simply tired of the extreme left and right bullshit. As part of the excitement surrounding this possible campaign, I decided to take a hard look to see if there was real support for me as a candidate and my message or if it was just because it was a fresh new news story. The one thing I’ve seen over and over is that although people are unhappy with the government, too few are even registered to vote or do anything about it. We have over a year left until an actual election, so my first order of business is to get people engaged and registered to vote while continuing to put out my ideas on ways to help working class people in Michigan and America all while still calling out these jackass lawyers who call themselves politicians.

During this time while exploring my candidacy for US Senate, I am creating a 501(c)(4) – a non-profit organization for the promotion of voter registration. Not only can I raise money for this critical cause, but I can help get people registered to vote at my shows. Since the announcement, the media has speculated this was a ploy to sell shirts or promote something. I can tell you, I have no problem selling Kid Rock shirts and yes, I absolutely will use this media circus to sell/promote whatever I damn well please (many other politicians are doing the same thing, they just feed you a bunch of bullshit about it). But either way, money raised at this time through the sale of merchandise associated with this very possible campaign will go towards our ‘register to vote’ efforts.

Is this not, word for word, exactly what Trump said when he got into politics. “People are tired of the left and right bullshit.” “People are unhappy with current politicians and want an outsider.” “People need to vote.” “This is not a ploy but I’m going to sell merchandise and slogans.”

It’s like Kid Rock saw what Trump did, thought “that looks easy” and is going to do it as well. And you know what, he’ll probably win. Trump won Michigan, barely, and Kid Rock is still popular in the state.

Can Eminem run against Kid Rock to ensure someone more stable wins?

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should have never let this punk out of the trailer park

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