O.J. Simpson Scares Away Prostitutes

O.J. is getting out! That should be the craziest part of the story as the probably/definitely a murderer and definitely/definitely a kidnapper walks the streets as a free man. But this is O.J. Simpson, and nothing can ever be simple with the Juice.

Part of O.J.’s parole involves seeking gainful employment when he is freed this October. He’s already been offered a job by one Dennis Hof, the proprietor of the Bunny Ranch brothel in Carson City, Nevada. Hof is opening another sex-for-cash establishment, and he thinks folks would get a kick out of seeing O.J. as the lobby greeter.

The prostitutes are just straight up not having it. You’d think the it’d be the whole blind rage, domestic abuse ,probable/definite murder thing, but no. One woman was reported to say:

“The last thing we need is another link to the Kardashian clan coming around to ruin our business, and jeopardize our safety.”

Ouch, way to make this about burning the Kardashians. She’s referring to Lamar Odom, who OD’d on Viagra at the establishment in 2015 when he was married to Khloe.

There was a time when O.J. was a big deal, but then he peed his pants in jail and emerged to a world where the Kardashians rule.

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