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Selena Gomez Hoping to Ruin ’13 Reasons Why’ by Casting Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes is looking to get back on screen and Selena Gomez is looking to mess up one of the best shows on Netflix.

According to Star Magazine, Gomez is talking to Bynes about appearing on 13 Reasons Why which Gomez co-produces. Gomez reportedly “genuinely feels sympathy for her and realizes she could easily have been in the same boat.”

That’s great. I sort of feel sorry for Amanda Bynes too because I loved What I Like About You and All That. But I don’t want her on 13 Reasons Why. Here are 13 reasons why:

1. It’s a show about high school kids.
2. Bynes is 31.
3. It feels very forced.
4. It’s a good show.
5. Selena Gomez knows it’s a good show and that’s why she doesn’t even appear on-screen.
6. The show deals with bullying and serious situations and maybe having the girl who once asked Drake to murder her vagina isn’t the best idea?
7. Are we sure Amanda Bynes is still a decent actress?
8. She shouldn’t be handed the part because that sends a bad message.
9. Does Selena Gomez even make casting decisions?
10. “Sympathy” is a bad reason someone should be cast.
11. Is Star Magazine even reputable?
12. Lori Beth Denberg would be a better choice
13. I’m a hypocrite because I was fine with Ed Sheeran making a cameo on Game of Thrones.

In conclusion, I hope the show is now canceled because that’s a rational way to act to this news that may or may not happen.

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Rebecca
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this is pretty fuckin douchey

someone
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this is so unneccesarily mean and spiteful. do you know her personally? what did she ever do to you? when she reads this how disheartened do you think she is going to be?

jay
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So … a teenage girl is disturbed by the idea of thousands of creepy old men having sexual fantasies about her. This is what we used to call “healthy”.

Anna Vink
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wtf is your problem

RocknRollerBlues
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Such objective journalism. You must be proud. Justin has actually been completely supportive of his girlfriend’s stint in a facility, which was clearly triggered by her psychotic mother dragging her for her role in a Woody Allen movie and her ongoing lupus condition.

Considering the author of this trash post claims he has – probably deservedly – suffered from depression, how repellent that he would seek to dump guilt undeservedly on Bieber’s shoulders over Selena’s timeout, which would exacerbate Bieber’s own depression (which he lives with and previously revealed). Kindness and accurate reporting matter.

CarlG
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Hey Jeremy, you are here but not all there.

md
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Justin is not the cause of Selena ‘s depression. I think Selena works too much after her horrible year. If the author thinks that, it’s obvious he does not know anything in medicine. Having cancer does not make you an oncologist… If this fake journalist knowed anything in internal medicine, he would have heard of neuro-lupus even the main cause of Selena’s problem has a name : Mandy ! I think Justin is the solution and not the cause of Selena’s anxiety. When you see them together, there is a rare alchemy. As usually, RockrollerBlues has a good opinion about… Read more »
TurkeyBacon
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Having had a kidney transplant myself, you don’t just go back to partying. You are taking drugs that keep you alive, and without them your body will attack and destroy the new organ. Other substances can interfere with that balance, so you’re told to not do any drugs without consulting your kidney doctor first so they can greenlight them or not. The girl is an addict. Once and always. So she probably needs help because the consequences for her to relapse are higher than a normal person because of that new kidney. Plus, it is flat out disrespectful to the… Read more »
md
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Do you know personnaly Miss Gomez ? Do you think that you say about any transplant (which is right), Miss Gomez does not know it ? What makes you think she is an addict ? Is it because she looks happy? Has she ever been taken (or Justin Bieber) with narcotics? If yes when? Do you think she is so inhuman and stupid to despise the wonderful gift that her friend Francia has made for her? Sorry, this seems to me to be a web of preconceived ideas. To be a millionaire does not make you a fool. What would… Read more »
md
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Do you know personnaly Miss Gomez ? Do you think that you say about any transplant (which is right), Miss Gomez does not know it ? What makes you think she is an addict ? Is it because she looks happy? Has she ever been taken (or Justin Bieber) with narcotics? If yes when? Do you think she is so inhuman and stupid to despise the wonderful gift that her friend Francia has made for her? Sorry, this seems to me to be a web of preconceived ideas. To be a millionaire does not make you a fool. What would… Read more »
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