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Shia LaBeouf Is From It, You Dummy

Hey, so Shia LaBeouf got arrested for disorderly conduct and public drunkenness last Saturday at his hotel in Savannah, Georgia. The arrest came after Shia asked someone for a cigarette and started swearing when they said no. He was told to leave but refused and got aggressive towards a cop. When the cop tried to arrest Shia, he ran to a hotel where he was arrested in the lobby.

The fun part came when the body cam footage was released. It’s video evidence of what happens when you grow up as an entitled child star in Hollywood and enter the real world where people don’t give a s**t.

There’s a lot of screaming about “I have rights! I’m an American.” It’s a similar to what Reese Witherspoon shouted when she got arrested while drunk. Shia kept ranting even when he got thrown into the cruiser telling the black cop that the President “doesn’t give a f**k about you and you wanna do what? Arrest white people?”

Though Shia’s argument sounded pretty convincing, the cop still wouldn’t let him go which lead to Shia then screaming, “I got more millionaire lawyers than you know what to do with, you stupid bitch!”

Again. Another sound argument, but it failed to convince the cop to release him.

The bitchy whining kept going on at the police station. Honestly, it’s amazing the restraint the cops showed by not just hitting him in the face with a baton.

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