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Steve Harvey Should Not Dress Himself Anymore

Steve Harvey is rich. And when you’re rich, you can wear whatever the hell you want. Case in point:

I don’t know if Steve is the most pimpin’ judge ever or an old lady going to a funeral. I just know that only a man with a ton of money can pull off that look.

To the left of Steve is his wife, Marjorie, wearing a table cloth with a red fox scarf. To the right of Steve is his daughter-in-law, Amanda, wearing something you’d see at a Victoria’s Secret Fashion show.

Steve’s son, Jason, is wearing a nice suit. He only has his dad’s money, and thus isn’t allowed to wear questionable clothes just yet. In five years, when he’s hosting 12 different game shows on 14 different networks, you’ll see him wearing pillow cases and feathers.

Steve’s daughter, Lori, appears to be wearing the leftover net that oranges come in. You know what I’m talking about. You buy a bundle of oranges in a giant orange net, you toss the orange net into the trash, and then someone cuts up that net and sticks it on a celebrity’s daughter.

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I can’t even hate on these outfits. If I had that much money, I’d be wearing ridiculous outfits too. When you’re able to waste that much money on an outfit that you’ll only wear once and everyone agrees that it’s terrible, that’s when you have way too much money.

You want Steve Harvey to stop wearing stuff like this? Stop giving him a new show every six months. It’s really that simple.

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