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Amber Heard Back to Being Poor, Elon Musk Breaks Up With Her Because He ‘Heard Things’

Too bad for Amber Heard. She’s gonna have to go to the unemployment line. Elon Musk booted her out of his Tesla and broke up with her. Total sad emoji. And they made it Instagram official only a few months ago!

The specific reasons are unknown, although a pro-Musk source disclosed that Heard was manipulative.

‘He ended it a week ago. He’d heard certain things about her behaviour that didn’t sit well with him.

‘Amber can be very manipulative and selfish. Elon’s back in LA while she’s licking her wounds in Australia.’

This isn’t the first time someone’s called Heard “manipulative.” Back when her and Depp had that big media blowout about Depp’s domestic abuse allegations, Benicio Del Toro came to Depp’s defense and used the same word to describe her.

“What I know, there’s a lot of trouble from the girl that sounds a little manipulative…It sounds a little bit like there’s something really twisted about that girl … but I don’t know the specifics.”

And who wouldn’t believe Del Toro and his robot sex tongue?

Comedian Doug Stanhope said something similar too.

Stanhope claimed that Depp’s inner circle of friends had considered Heard a “manipulative a–hole” since they first got together back in 2012.

“We have watched Amber Heard f–k with him at his weakest — or watched him at his weakest from being f–ked with — for the entire time we’ve known him,” he said. “And we didn’t say s–t. Because he’s Johnny Depp. And we didn’t want to be thrown out of the circle for saying that The Emperor was being Stripped of His Clothes.”

Granted, these are all Depp’s pals. There is, though, Heard’s own domestic abuse allegations. At that time, she hit then-girlfriend Tasya van Ree in the arm. The prosecutor declined to press charges in that case.

Seems like Musk was too busy getting us to Mars and couldn’t ring up Depp for a character reference. Sorry, Amber, you are NOT the next billionaire wife. And even worse, her Tesla was a loaner car.

  • Kat123

    Oh no Miss “fiercely independent” Heard will have to go back to women again until she meets another wealthy older man to look after her.

  • doctor strangelove

    oh, the sweet, sweet schadenfreude.

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