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Jon Stewart Returns to Stand-Up Comedy and Takes Down Donald Trump

Jon Stewart left the late night game too early. While Trevor Noah is doing alright as the host of The Daily Show, you know Stewart would be ethering everyone if he had a 30-minute platform every night to talk about Donald Trump and everything going on in America.

Fortunately, Stewart knows that his voice has been missed and is giving the fans what we want.

Stewart showed up to Dave Chappelle’s show in Radio City Music Hall to address the current climate.

Instead of railing against the Nazis, Stewart took his venom out on the president and a Fox anchor.

There are two sides? Motherfucker? Two sides? Two sides! And I believe they are called the Allied powers and the Axis powers. And we used to be with the Allied powers. This motherfucker signed a treaty that I don’t think any of us knew about.”

This is an amazing point. There are two sides. We were united on one side. Now, all of a sudden, we can be on the side that was attempting to destroy us and our friends? Yeah. Ok.

He then tells the tale of a Fox anchor being a little too friendly with the Nazis, like this is some everyday occurrence and that Nazis should be treated as equals.

“Nazi turns and goes, ‘where are you from?’ Guy goes, ‘Fox News!’ which is apparently the password. And here’s what he says to them, ‘where ya fellas headin?’ Gee whiz, fellas. Are ya headin’ down to Aunt Bees for some pie? These are fucking Nazis. What the guy says is, ‘These motherfucking Jew lovers are gassing us.’The reporter turns to the camera and goes, ‘Pardon his French.’ Like if the dude had said, ‘The friggen Jew lovers are gassing us’ the reporter would have been like, ‘I hear ya. We’ve all been there.'”

Finally, Stewart talked about whites being the master race.

“If you guys feel like you’re losing out, fucking work harder. I don’t know what to tell you. If you’re a white supremacist, if you think you’re the master race, how come we’re kicking your ass so easily? You’re the master race! How come you’re not winning everything? Why aren’t the Olympics dominated by you? You’re the master race. What do you have left? Golf and tennis, maybe, maybe. And even then, the first black people you came across, you’re like, ‘We can’t play this game anymore.’ Williams sisters, Tiger Woods. O.K.”

Come on now, Jon. There’s hockey and NASCAR as well.

Expect Stewart to pull out the flamethrower when his two HBO specials release in the next year. Hopefully they come out sooner rather than later. We may not be here a month from now.

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