Juggalos Headed for Showdown With Nazis

Who would have guessed that in 2017 Juggalos would have a better response to racism than Tina Fey? I personally wouldn’t have guessed Juggalos would even be a thing in 2017, even if you had asked me earlier in 2017. But the Juggalos are here, and the message they have for the Nazis planning a rally to support Donald Trump next month is “We carry hatchets, not mace.” This is a reference to famous internet racist Baked Alaska whining like a bitch for days because he got maced while playing Nazi in Charlottesville.

You see, earlier this year, the Juggalos organized a march in Washington, D.C. to protest the FBI classifying them as a violent gang, basically calling them domestic terrorists. Juggalos are, for the most part, harmless idiots who like a clown band and drink cheap soda. They are not exactly the Crips.

In a twist of fate that can only be described as a gift from God, the day of the Juggalo March, September 16th, is also the day a bunch of Neo-Nazi clowns are holding a rally in Washington D.C. to support their Neo-Nazi-in-Chief Donald Trump, who kind of looks like a clown that mixed up his white and orange grease paint.

In case you were thinking these two groups might get along, think again. ICP and the Juggalos are a lot of things, and those things include Americans and non-racists. ICP even has a song called “Confederate Flag”, the chorus of which is “I say f**k your rebel flag.” It doesn’t really get any clearer than that.

So, if you’re still considering sitting home and eating cake to be a good strategy for dealing with white supremacists, bear in mind that the Juggalos, literal clowns, are making a stronger stand in favor of racial equality than you are.

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6 years ago

comment image So they protest being labeled a violent group, then they threaten to bring hatchets. Yeah, not hypocritical at all.

6 years ago

Anyone else notice how simply being a conservative American (also known as the vast majority) gets you labeled a nazi or white supremacist these days? Disagree on policy issues with the left…. You must be racist.