Justin Bieber’s Junk Keeps Making the News

Just yesterday my esteemed colleague Jeremy Lambert told you about how Selena Gomez’s Instagram account was hacked by someone who used it to showcase pictures of Justin Bieber’s cock. Well today it’s Bieber’s balls that are making news.

According to the New York Post’s celebrity gossip site Page Six, a Northwell Health employee was fired for allegedly looking at Bieber’s medical records after he was examined for a possible testicular torsion. The employee, Kelly Lombardo, claims this is false and is suing for wrongful dismissal.

Fortunately, Bieber’s balls are just fine, but a staffer working at the hospital can’t say the same. A woman named Kelly Lombardo allegedly accessed Bieber’s medical files after hearing rumors he was admitted for an STD instead of a testicle injury and was subsequently fired.

Lombardo has since filed a wrongful-termination claim with the New York Division of Human Rights. She claims she was fired for being a woman.

“My client never accessed Mr. Bieber’s medical file,” Lombardo’s attorney, David H. Rosenberg, told Page Six on Tuesday. “She was falsely accused of doing so on account of her gender.”

First of all, having seen Bieber’s cock and balls, “just fine” is a pretty apt description, they’re certainly nothing special. Secondly, I can’t really blame her if she did look at Bieber’s records to check for an STD, everything about that dude screams “I have HPV!”

I almost feel bad for Justin. He was very publicly rejected by a woman who runs the desk at a gym, he was banned in China, and he was dissed by Hanson. Oh yeah, and we’ve reported on his dick two days in a row, which, if the gym girl is any indication, is the most attention it’s gotten in a while.