Kylie Jenner Goes See Through but Would Like to Be Normal

Drop everything you’re doing and get ready for this bombshell: Kylie Jenner went completely nude. Ok, so she really just wore a see-through top, something I feel like has happened a million times over the years, but her spread in V magazine is being advertised as her first ever nude photo shoot.

Try and contain your excitement.

Here’s what the youngest Jenner sibling had to say on the shoot:

“That was actually my first super nude shoot. I always post sexy pictures, but have never really gone nude.”

I feel like this would be a bigger deal, or any deal at all, if Kylie had left anything up to the imagination over the years. Or if everything about her wasn’t so fake. How spectacular are nude photos of literal plastic from head to toe?

Kylie also talked about her different hair colors throughout the years because nothing about this girl is real.

“All I know is that when I go into weave stores, they have colors that I’ve worn, which is cool,” she says. It was inevitable, since her days doing meet and greets brought out the copycats in droves. “Back then, I dyed my hair blue and teal and other colors. I would do meet and greets and every other girl—even guys—had teal hair. They’d be like, ‘I did this because of you! Everyone has teal hair now!’”

Such a trendsetter, that Kylie Jenner. At least she doesn’t have an ego about it.

Here’s the most delicious piece of irony from the interview. The photo shoot was live streamed, because of course it was, and Kylie seemed to forget that for a second:

“Then I kept remembering, Everybody is watching me right now.”

A couple of lines later:

“I do have a guy that follows me all the time. I just never show anyone the footage,” she says, laughing. “Maybe one day.”

So she literally has a guy that follows her around with a camera at all times, but she’s completely unaware that there’s someone always watching her?

It gets better as later in the story she says:

“It would be a good feeling to just live a normal life for a second.”

Hey, maybe don’t have a guy taping your own homemade reality show when you’re not taping your own network reality show. That might make things a bit normal.

Anyway, Kylie Jenner got naked in case you’ve never seen an undressed mannequin.

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