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Paris Jackson ‘Bout to Give Buddha a Boner

Paris Jackson still trying to keep that It girl fame train rolling. A few months ago,  Jackson was everywhere. Vanity Fair named her their It girl of the month. Her stories have slowed down to a well-placed PR trickle recently.

Jackson’s forced to maintain her fame by using Instagram like all good celebs should: topless photos.

Here’s a topless Jackson kneeling in front of a Buddha statue. She left it captionless which is very zen of her. A blank, empty canvas onto which you can project your thoughts. Or prolly she couldn’t come up with anything insightful to say. Like this post!

I’m imagining Buddha with his eyes slowly opening, then noticing Jackson topless in front of him, and suddenly busting through his statue like an explosion. “Daaaaamn, lookey here!” After that, he feigns cupping two breasts.

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