Taylor Swift Coming Out of Her Hole to Release New Music on Friday

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Apart from her ass grab trial, Taylor Swift has been laying low ever since people started realizing everything she does is a calculated PR move. But that’s all about to change come Friday because Us Weekly has it on a good authority she’s got new music coming out. This was somewhat expected as Swift blacked out her social media last week.

A source tells Us the “song is poppy”, not unlike her other music, and they added that her music video will also premiere later this week. A second source, probably Taylor Swift’s mom, said about her upcoming album, “She’s being very secretive about it, but it’s going to be a really good one.”

Naturally, this coincides with the MTV VMA’s on Sunday which Katy Perry will be hosting and performing at because the algorithm Taylor’s agents ran said this is the best scenario for maximum exposure.

Rival? Check. New music that overshadows rival? Check. Possible collaboration between her and her rival? Meh.

About her next release, the source says “she’s aiming to release an album this fall” and that “she’s continuing down the pop route because 1989 was a huge success and fans really gravitated toward the album. She knows there’s a demand for a new album and has already started focusing on making that happen for fans. She’s just excited to get back out there.”

Granted, Taylor’s fans would eat up an album of nails on a chalkboard set to visuals of her kicking some guy in the balls so expect this album to sell millions.

  • gem2477

    Nah. The song is so immature and outright stupid that Kanye is probably somewhere laughing his ass off.

    • Thao Truong

      dont be jealous…that song basically says it all. its genius…how else is it breaking record…if it sucked then everyone would say so….revenge comes in everyway and she got hers by being top of the list…lets see all her haters get there like taylor did. NOTTTT

      • gem2477

        She could have released a track of her farting and it’d be #1. With her, that’s not a good demonstration of if it being a good song.

      • BigJimSlade

        It’s genius? It’s not even music.
        This generic crap wouldn’t have managed to be a B-side on a Madonna single 20 years ago.

  • AussieDan

    Remember when Taylor wrote poppy country songs…?

  • Shawn Cicero

    wow people are nutty stalkers

  • Mithrull

    Pretend to like her fans? Bwhahahahahahaha you are fucking pathetic.

  • Moise

    who the hell are you guys? no names, just jealous of her fame and success. But who can blame you? You do this for green.

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