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Taylor Swift’s New Song Brought Out the Memes

Taylor Swift blessed the world with “Look What You Made Me Do” last night. After listening to it roughly one million times, I have determined that it’s slightly above average, but it’s definitely no “Shake It Off.” I know you were probably expecting me to declare it as the greatest song ever, but I am nothing if not fair.

While there are many notable lyrics, a couple of lines in particular stood out to everyone. They aren’t actually song lyrics, just a narration interruption near the end.

“I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now.”

“Why?”

“Oh, ’cause she’s dead!”

That’s right, the old Taylor is dead and this is the beginning of a new Taylor. Not only has Taylor transformed herself from 1989, but fans have been transformed by the new single.

Let’s not pretend that Taylor was young and innocent prior to this single, but this single is definitely a dark turn.

This is just about perfect.

I don’t know anything about Robin Sparkles or Robin Daggers.

YAAASSSSS

Miss you, Lizzie McGuire

Alright, this one is probably my favorite because Spongebob is the best.

Not bad.

I imagine that this was Kanye’s actual reaction.

There are a million more Before/After memes if you have hours to kill on Twitter. I’m sure the memes will continue as we build towards the Nov. 10 release of Reputation. What do you expect when one of the biggest pop stars in the world dies and comes back as a dark evil force?

Here, I’ll even create my own meme.

Me before listening to “Look What You Made Me Do.”

Me after listening to “Look What You Made Me Do”

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to listen to the song another million times and annoy all my friends.

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gem2477
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Nah. The song is so immature and outright stupid that Kanye is probably somewhere laughing his ass off.

earlharbeson
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Funny, She sold out 5 nights at the Staple Center for 1989 which seated a total of 86,000 people, She has sold 120,000 tickets in the Rose Bowl so far for the “Reputation”. I doubt he is laughing to loud, he made $31,745,967 on his Saint Pablo Tour, she sold $180,000,000 worth of tickets the first week.

Thao Truong
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dont be jealous…that song basically says it all. its genius…how else is it breaking record…if it sucked then everyone would say so….revenge comes in everyway and she got hers by being top of the list…lets see all her haters get there like taylor did. NOTTTT

BigJimSlade
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It’s genius? It’s not even music.
This generic crap wouldn’t have managed to be a B-side on a Madonna single 20 years ago.

gem2477
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She could have released a track of her farting and it’d be #1. With her, that’s not a good demonstration of if it being a good song.

AussieDan
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Remember when Taylor wrote poppy country songs…?

Shawn Cicero
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wow people are nutty stalkers

Mithrull
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Pretend to like her fans? Bwhahahahahahaha you are fucking pathetic.

Moise
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who the hell are you guys? no names, just jealous of her fame and success. But who can blame you? You do this for green.

Sinead McGowan
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ooooh Taylor’s army

Atomic Rat
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oh my fucking god !!!!!!

she’s so existential… she’s so multidimensional… she’s so fucking awesomely…. banal and pedantic.

So you really don’t have to have anything one the ball other than a good PR firm and a fair agent to be a success as a pop star.

I didn’t believe them. It’s still hard to believe.

Larry
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That girl is too high maintenance and a loon.

Atomic Rat
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Sailor Twit – the rally face of the nazi generation.

Nice one. The one trick pony and the goosesteppers.

Sieg Heil, frau Taylor. I see you’re on to your next crossover genre.

jay
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“Except, anyone can join. Even if they are not, wait for it, fans of Taylor.” How would a phone app know whether or not someone is a fan of Taylor Swift? What’s it going to do, read all your archived text messages to see if you talk about Miss Swift with your friends and determine if you said positive or negative things about her?

Perry de Havilland
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“Taylor has been criticized by just about everyone for not speaking for or against Trump”

Yeah Taylor is missing a beat here, I mean we all just *love* to be lectured by sage-like showbiz celebrities about politics, right?

me
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1/3rd of the country supports being mean and fueling drama, while the other 2/3rds has had enough. So Taylor’s drama filled, passive aggressive, mean girl behavior is no longer tolerated by most. Most of us had enough of Taylor & people like her.

Thai Wu
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No doubt she will sell out if her rich father and rich close business connections buy them up to save her REPUTATION.

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