Usher Invokes the ‘She’s Not My Type’ Excuse in Herpes Case

According to Usher, there’s no way he could have given Quantasia Sharpton herpes because he wouldn’t touch her with a 10-foot pole. That’s the excuse he’s using with friends in the $10 million herpes lawsuit against him.

Sharpton claims Usher singled her out from the audience, got her number and then went to her hotel room to bang. She says he didn’t tell her he had the gift that keeps on giving.

Usher is saying hell no to all of this. That he absolutely didn’t hook up with her. Sources say he only brought her up on stage because Usher “looks to bring a diverse group of people up onstage, not just supermodels.” And that it’s “an esteem booster”.

That’s a very tactful way of saying he brings the less attractive people to make all the normies think they have a shot at him.

Of course, this is the type of excuse you use with your bros. But just remember. Deep down, your bros know a 2 turns to a 10 when your’re drunk and the lights are off and they’re all secretly thinking this was a definite shame bang.