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Calvin Harris and Katy Perry Want to Troll Taylor Swift

Kary Perry may have admitted defeat in her feud with Taylor Swift, but that isn’t going to stop her from getting the last laugh. According to Life & Style, Perry “would be open to” dating DJ Calvin Harris. Harris, of course, famously dated Swift from March 2015 to May 2016.

Here’s what a source had to say:

“Katy blushes whenever she’s with Calvin because she thinks he’s so hot…She loves his accent and his sense of humor. She’s told friends that she’d love to go on a date with him.”

And I’d like to go on a date with Jennifer Lawrence because I find her hot and funny. But that doesn’t mean it’s going to happen. Granted, Perry has a better chance with Harris than I do with JLaw, but this all feels like a publicity rumor. In fact, the source said as much:

“Calvin and Katy have joked…that they’d love to see Taylor’s face if they hooked up.”

Yes, nothing like building a relationship out of spite. Here’s a spoiler alert as to what Taylor’s face would look like if Harris and Perry were to begin dating.

Perry and Harris collaborated on “Feels,” a song no one has heard because it’s not very good. What’s that old saying? Don’t catch the feels for someone you sang about the feels with? Maybe that’s not a saying, but it should be.

Given that Perry was recently seen out with her ex-flame Orlando Bloom, and that seems like a real relationship and not a revenge hook up for publicity, I don’t know how much I trust this report.

Even if it turns out to be true and Perry and Harris end up dating for two months before ultimately breaking up, it just continues to prove one thing: this is Taylor’s world, we’re all just trying to seek attention in it.

  • Yamini

    Lol..good one..

  • dmr

    none of this is true

  • AussieDan

    Sits reading with morning coffee, “Kary Perry may have admitted defeat in her feud with Taylor Swift…” *pauses in mid-sip* ‘T.Swift propoganda, wonder if Jeremy wrote this?’ *scrolls up* ‘Yup. At least he’s consistent.’

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