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Donald Trump Supporters Burning MAGA Hats Out of Hate

Donald Trump supporters are now angry at Donald Trump for basically being Donald Trump.

In Trump’s latest attempt to switch sides and please everyone while pleasing no one, he made a DACA deal, but the deal doesn’t include the infamous wall that he promised. Because Trump has broken pretty much the only promise anyone can remember him making during his campaign, people are pissed. So pissed that they’re burning Make America Great Again hats.

Well, he sort of burned it. It’s more toasted than anything. I’m pretty sure it’s still wearable, it’s just had a couple of rough seconds.

This guy, who doesn’t even look old enough to vote, does a slightly better job. And by slightly better I mean, he’s still an embarrassing human who should be ashamed of himself for posting that video on the internet.

Finally, a guy who has seen plenty of jersey burning videos when a sports player leaves their favorite team. You always throw the thing you don’t like in a trash can and set it on fire. It’s not surprising that Cleveland Simms figured it out given that he probably burned his Kyrie Irving jersey a few weeks ago.

This guy got the hang of it as well.

Now that’s how it’s done. You burn the hat and then leave it on the side of the road for someone else to pick up and throw away.

How has no one set the hat on fire, left it on a porch, rang the doorbell, and then hoped that the homeowner comes out and steps on it? Record that, upload it, and you’ll be an internet hero.

Let me give you pyromaniacs a little advice: don’t burn the hat. You probably paid $25 for it. It was a waste of money then, but now you’re almost literally burning money. Just waterboard or drown the hat. That way, when you decide to be a Trump supporter again in a week, you still have your hat.

  • jay

    Place the hats next to your toilets, and use them for toilet paper.

  • Nate Fanfare

    Stick the hat over your face, to hide your fuckface shame you dicks.

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