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Hugh Hefner Went Deaf From Too Much Viagra

Would you trade lots of sex with Playboy Playmates in return for your hearing? Let me rephrase that. Would you trade lots of sex, with anyone, in exchange for your hearing?

If you had asked Hugh Hefner that a day ago, before he died, he would’ve said, “WHAAAAAT???” Because the Hef couldn’t hear from taking too much Viagra. The man made the trade and loved every minute of it.

Too much Viagra, even using it one time, might cause users to lose their hearing. The exact physiological response can be explained as “How the hell should I know, do I look like a doctor???”

Former lovers Karissa and Kristina Shannon said:

“He said he would rather have sex than have his hearing. You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you. We could sit right next to him and he wouldn’t have a clue what we said.”

Talk? Unless I’m wrong, Viagra’s not for talking right? I’m pretty sure Hef just needed to point to his erection and nod, and all the Playmates would get the clue.

I’m just wondering what these Playmates thought about with a really bony, deaf, old man pumping away on top of them. Like, hmm, I made the right choice to move out here, right?

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