Ivanka Trump Threw Shade at a Baby on Twitter
So either Ivanka Trump doesn’t know how to use the word “otherwise” or she thinks her vampire brother Eric’s newborn son Luke is an asshole, because she tweeted that she was cuddling him on “an otherwise incredible day.” It’s honestly a toss-up, because if there are two words that describe pretty much all of the Trumps, they’re “stupid” and “unpleasant.” Okay, not the baby, he’s still adorable, it’s not his fault he’s surrounded by horrible people.
Cuddling my little nephew Luke… the best part of an otherwise incredible day! pic.twitter.com/8Ci5SD1VJ8
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) September 19, 2017
This was actually a fairly presidential tweet, if that president is George W. Bush. At least she didn’t call anyone daddy, I’m still throwing up in my mouth from that story. While I take care of that, let’s see how Twitter reacted to Ivanka Trump inadvertently calling her nephew an asshole.
I hate babies too
— TheCostume (@The_Costume) September 20, 2017
Apparently you have the best words just like your #husbandaddy @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/pN9hljZoOQ
— November Tsunami (@vote110618) September 20, 2017
— AKADonaldTrump (@AKADonaldTrump) September 19, 2017
Oh god now I’m thinking about it again. You ever feel bad for Tiffany Trump? I honestly don’t know if being the daughter your dad doesn’t want to f**k is good or bad. Quick, somebody show me Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride to keep me from losing my lunch thinking about it.
— Utah 7 (@durrellb) September 19, 2017
I can always count on you, Twitter.
This has nothing to do with misusing the word “otherwise,” but have you seen what Eric Trump looks like? He’s not wrong.
Wasn't room for "damn baby s**t all over my pale peach skirt, otherwise…"
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) September 20, 2017
Hey, that’s Lenny! Ivanka Trump is getting dunked on by Lenny! And not the insipid Lena Dunham newsletter!
Okay, that’s the best one. That anonymous dude wins the internet.
