Kim Kardashian’s Paris Robber Is A Better Criminal Than Writer

Aomar Ait Khedache, the man who masterminded the robbery of Kim Kardashian in Paris, is sorry. Like really, really sorry. So sorry that he sent Mrs. Kardashian West a letter to explain just how sorry he is. And it comes just prior to his trial. So you know it’s heartfelt and not a way to appear remorseful before the judge sentences him.

The letter was written in French and translated by Kim’s attorneys. If this guy was truly sorry, he would have learned English over this last year and wrote her a letter in a language she understands. She just wasted more of her time, having her lawyers translate the letter. Here are bits of the letter according to TMZ:

“After observing your emotion and realizing the psychological damages I inflicted … I decided to write to you, not to obtain from you some sort of indulgence.”

“I want to come to you as a human being to tell you how much I regret my gesture, how much I have been moved and touched to see you in tears.”

“Know that I fully sympathize with the pain you are enduring, your children, your husband, and your close ones.”

“I hope that this letter will allow you to forget little by little the trauma that you suffered by my fault.”

This letter may translate from French to English, but allow me to translate it from Bullshit to Real.

“It’s been a year since I robbed you. I’ve been watching you for this entire year. Something seems wrong. So I’m writing you.”

“I’ve taken perverse pleasure in watching you cry during these times.”

“It’s amazing to see just how many lives I’ve ruined besides yours.”

“I hope this letter reminds you that I am the man who robbed you and made you feel like this.”

The letter was first sent to the judge and then to Kardashian. But trust me, this guy is really sorry for the damage he caused Kim.