Tinder Date Caught Between a Poop and a Hard Place

You know when you take a poop and the toilet doesn’t flush so the poop just chills in the bowl? That sucks. When that happens to me, I just leave it because I have a weak stomach and if I tried to mess with it, I’d throw up and make a bad situation any worse.

This woman in England tried to do the responsible thing and pick up after herself. She later learned that it doesn’t pay to be responsible.

On a Tinder date that turned into a Netflix and chill date that turned into a “I have to go to the bathroom” date, the woman excused herself to take a dump. Yes, women take dumps. When her poop didn’t flush, she decided to reach in the bowl, grab the poop, and throw it out the window. Nothing wrong with that. Except that the window didn’t lead to the outside. It led to a place where poop goes to die: some ledge between two windows in the most poorly designed house/apartment building ever.

Instead of leaving it on the ledge and never opening that window again, the woman tried to climb between the two windows to retrieve the poop. Because this isn’t real life and is actually a 90’s comedy starring Ben Stiller, the woman got stuck upside down between the two windows for 15 minutes.

Eventually, the fire department came, busted open the window, and rescued the woman. Liam Smith, her date, set up a GoFundMe to pay for the window. He should set up a separate GoFundMe to pay for her embarrassment. And one more GoFundMe to pay for his toilet. Get that thing fixed, buddy.

Will this man see the woman again after she hung around for a bit too long? Here’s what he told the Bristol Post:

“She’s a lovely girl – I’m not sure what’s going to happen – I’m really busy with my dissertation at the moment but I’d certainly be open to seeing her again.”

That sounds like a “no” to me.

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