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Tom Cruise Made Sure Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Kept Their Love a Secret

Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes have been dating since 2013. So, the fact that this has now been confirmed via public photos of the two holding hands isn’t really a big deal in my eyes.

The reason why it took them so long to come out in public is the real story here.

You see, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise divorced in 2012. Despite Tom Cruise doing this:

The love between Holmes and Cruise just wasn’t meant to last. No big deal. Celebrities divorce all the time. But this was no ordinary divorce because it involved Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise is no ordinary person. You know, Scientology and stuff.

In this divorce, there was supposedly a clause that said Katie Holmes could not publicly date for five years. Let me say it again for the people in the back.

KATIE HOLMES COULD NOT PUBLICLY DATE FOR FIVE YEARS DUE TO A CLAUSE IN HER DIVORCE WITH TOM CRUISE!

I never knew such a thing existed. I’ve heard of non-complete clauses in pro wrestling and other places of business, but a non-public dating clause in a divorce? That’s something only a crazy person who believes in a crazy religion would do.

I don’t know if this worked out better or worse for Holmes and Foxx. On one hand, they were out of the public eye and didn’t have to deal with all the drama that goes along with being a Hollywood couple. On the other hand, even though we all knew they were dating, they couldn’t appear together and show each other love and support.

Thankfully, Holmes is officially out for under any Cruise clauses and can now pretend like Jamie Foxx is a good singer in public. Unfortunately, Katie still has a kid with Tom and has to now prevent Suri from trapping men in a closet and putting them under a Scientology spell.

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