Carrie Fisher Threatened to Cut Dick Off Rapey Hollywood Producer

Carrie Fisher had no time for sexual abusers in Hollywood. One of Fisher’s longtime friends, Heather Ross, revealed that the Star Wars actress once delivered a cow tongue to a producer who made sexual advances towards Heather.

She even left a note that said, “If you ever touch my darling Heather or any other woman again, the next delivery will be something of yours in a much smaller box!”

Ross didn’t reveal who the producer was but said that it wasn’t Harvey Weinstein. Although, maybe if someone threatened to cut his dick off, Weinstein would not have sexually assaulted dozens of women.

All we know about the man who climbed on top of Ross in a car is that he’s an Oscar-winning producer who worked at Sony. That’s where Fisher saw him when she left the cow tongue in his office. A quick search reveals that no Sony picture has ever won an Oscar for best film, but Sony does have production and distribution deals with a dozen different companies that have won an Oscar for best film, so it could have been any one of them.

Someone much smart than me might be able to figure it out. Or Ross can just say who it was so we can rightfully shame him.

Following the incident, Ross felt proud to call Fisher her friend. Hell yeah. Carrie Fisher is such a bad ass that it’s a shame she’s not around right now. She’d be right beside Rose McGowan, burning Hollywood to the ground. Fisher reached untouchable status prior to her death where she could say or do whatever she wanted and she would still get any job she wanted because she’s Carrie F’n Fisher.

Hollywood needs someone like her right now. I’d nominate Meryl Streep, but her Golden Globes speech hasn’t aged well in light of all these sexual abuse cases happening in Hollywood.

Let’s just go with Carrie Fisher’s hologram.

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6 years ago

Or Carrie F’n Fisher might be able to say what she wants because she is the daughter of Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds who are both Hollywood royalty AND because she paid her dues. She was also one of the most sought after script doctors in the biz during the time that Heather was being propositioned