Lindsay Lohan Defends Harvey Weinstein, Announces New Job Rearranging Deck Chairs on the ‘Titanic’

Lindsay Lohan must have been up thinking she hadn’t done enough damage to her career recently, because she posted a pair of bizarre videos to Instagram where she talks in this insane accent that no human being actually speaks in.

Oh, and she defended accused serial sexual predator Harvey Weinstein, saying he never harmed her and telling his wife Georgina Chapman she should stand by him. Lohan either sobered up or her PR firm woke up because the videos were deleted from her Instagram account, but you can see them below because this is the internet.

Weinstein, a golem carved out of substandard clay and fed scrolls that read “rape” and “edit foreign films for no good reason,” has increasingly few friends in Hollywood, so I’m sure he appreciates the support from Lohan. I mean, the dude’s own brother voted him out of The Weinstein Company  and then s**t-talked him to TMZ.

Bob Weinstein came out swinging, telling TMZ, “My brother Harvey is obviously a very sick man. I’ve urged him to seek immediate professional help because he is in dire need of it. His remorse and apologies to the victims of his abuse are hollow. He said he would go away for help and has yet to do so.”

Lohan, however, appeared to double down on her defense of Weinstein in a statement to The Daily Mail.

‘I am saddened to hear about the allegations against my former colleague Harvey Weinstein.

‘As someone who has lived their life in the public eye, I feel that allegations should always be made to the authorities and not played out in the media.

‘I encourage all women who believe Harvey harmed them to report their experiences to the relevant authorities,’ she said.

While everyone is busy piling on Lohan, Weinstein accuser Rose McGowan spoke out on her behalf. Kind of.

I mean, she’s not wrong, there’s clearly something wrong with Lohan’s mind, as anyone who has heard her new accent can attest to.

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