Offset Locks Down Cardi B Like a Cornerback (Norman)

Cardi B and Offset are engaged. Here’s the video of the proposal:

Not only are they engaged, but VH1 and BET are already fighting over who gets to air the wedding special. Because, you know, they can’t just get married in front of their friends and family like normal people. It has to be on television six months later for everyone to see.

Alright, now that the formalities are out of the way, allow me to give you a history of Cardi B and Offset.

Cardi B and Offset started dating earlier this year (year) and were seen leaving a Super Bowl event together (Brady). “Bad and Boujee” (bad) was the hottest song at the beginning of the year. Cardi B was rather unknown (invisible) until she dropped “Bodak Yellow” (bodak) in the summer (hot). They’re the only couple to each have a #1 on the Billboard charts this year (records).

Last week, it looked like they were going to break-up (done) as Cardi posted that she was “single” on social media (snap). However, she quickly backtracked and said she “exaggerated” (extreme), but a few hours later she posted “don’t get used” (washed).

Things took a turn for the better days later (time) when Offset proposed in front of 19,00 people (public). As you can see in the video (watch), Cardi said “yes” (ring).

Over the weekend, the two collaborated, along with the rest of Migos and Nicki Minaj, on the song “Motor Sport.” Chances are it’ll be the top rap song on the charts next week, thanks in large part to the verses by Cardi and Nicki.

I’m all for these two being married as long as Offset continues to make catchy tracks with the best ad-libs and Cardi B continues to make bully tracks that put other rappers in their place. The second they start rapping about who should be cooking for dinner and Offset failing to take out the trash, I’m done.

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