Keep Up With The Kardashians Until 2020 If You Really Hate Yourself

Good news for those of you who love to keep up with the Kardashians. You can continue to see what they were doing six months ago in real time thanks to their new deal with the E! Network.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and the hundred different spin-offs that have come from it will remain on E! until 2020. I’m sure this news pleases Blac Chyna.

There are conflicting reports on the money/term, but just know that they’ll be making more than all of us.

TMZ says the deal is worth roughly $150 million. Most of that money is going to Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney because they are Kardashians. The Jenners really should have gotten them to change the title to Keep Up with The Kardashians, Joke with The Jenners a long time ago.

The order of importance goes Kim, Kourtney/Khloe, Kylie, Kendall, the babies, the family pets, Kanye even though he’s never on-screen, Tristan Thompson, Kylie’s baby daddy, whoever Kendall is dating this week, Kreeky Katherine Kardashian (that’s the grandma), that old rug that they refuse to throw away, and finally. Rob. Poor Rob.

Of course, Kris will see plenty of the money. She is the family manager, after all.

However, Variety claims the deal is “below $100 million.”

I don’t know where that extra $50 million is going, but I do know that I need it more than the Kardashians. So, E!, if you’re trying to figure out whether to give that $50 million to them or me, I’ll just remind you that I watch Total Divas and Total Bellas and should be properly compensated for doing so.

In other E! Network news, they also revealed their new lineup to go along with this announcement. Enjoy.

Spending $100 million on Gal Gadot to wander around for an hour would have been such a better use of money.