Reason To Be Thankful: Jennifer Lawrence is Single Again

In not so surprising news, Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky have split.

I’m shocked that the 27-year-old Lawrence didn’t want to spend the rest of her life with a 48-year-old with kids. Can’t believe those sources who said the two would end up getting married were wrong.

The two had been dating for about a year.

The same source (I just assume there’s only one source in Hollywood and he/she knows everything) now says, “It was amicable and they are still friends.” Likely story, source who says this exact same line every time a couple splits.

The two fell in love on the set of Mother! The movie released back in September, which means it’s taken Lawrence two months to watch the film and realize, “Oh, this isn’t the guy I want to be with because this movie sucks.”

Lawrence always gushed over Aronofsky because who doesn’t gush over the person they’re in love with? Based on her story of how they fell in love, I’m not sure he was into things as much as she was.

Here’s what Lawrence told Awards Chatter podcast:

“I had a crush on him when he pitched to me, and that was a year before we started rehearsing. But he was a professional, which only made it worse for me. We just kind of formed a friendship. He knew how I felt; he never told me how he felt. I mean, I assumed. And then friendship turned into a partnership once we started working. And when the movie was done, I was like, ‘Alright, you’re my boyfriend.'”

It’s possible that Aronofsky didn’t even know they were dating. He probably just thought Lawrence was fun to be around, even if she was a bit clingy.

And now, every guy sitting around the table tomorrow will give thanks that Jennifer Lawrence is thankful, thinking they have a shot with her because they’ve already been part of her gangbang.

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