Navy Jet Draws Giant Sky Dong Over Washington State

US fighter jets took a break from killing thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians today to draw a giant penis in the sky over Okanogan County, Washington with their exhaust (or as Alex Jones calls it, chem trails). Guess which one of those two things had people apoplectic with rage.

Yes, KREM 2 News has the scoop on the giant sky cock some bored pilot drew on a training exercise. It turns out the Navy will not stand for these sort of hijinks.

In a statement to KREM 2 News navy officials said, “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”

When a US airstrike kills 200 civilians, the military says “Maybe it was someone else’s sustained bombing campaign that indiscriminately killed your family,” but when someone vaguely draws the outline of a cock and balls in the sky for a few hours, heads are gonna fucking roll.

A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.

Well, if they’re boys, it shouldn’t be too hard to explain to them. If they’re girls, they were going to find out sooner or later. It’s important for parents to remember that it’s never to early to talk to your children about the fact that drawing dicks on things is objectively hilarious.

KREM 2 spoke to the Federal Aviation Administration to get some information about who may have made the drawings. FAA officials said unless the act poses a safety risk, there is nothing they can do about. The official said they “cannot police morality.”

Yeah, if you want to police morality, you need the FCC. I think the real takeaway here is that it isn’t illegal to hire a skywriter to draw a giant dick in the sky. What you do with that information is entirely up to you.

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