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Ric Flair’s Penis Is Tougher Than Ric Flair

The 30 for 30 Ric Flair documentary premiered last night on ESPN. It was awesome. Even if you’re not a wrestling fan, I recommend you watch it. Ric Flair is larger than wrestling and this documentary gives great insight into the life and times of arguably the greatest sports entertainer of all-time.

In the documentary, Flair says he slept with 10,000 women, which isn’t new information. He revealed that months ago during the trailer. But, on top of sleeping with 10,000 women, Flair also revealed that he masturbated twice a day.

How does his dick still work?

I know there’s that scene in The 40-Year-Old Virgin where they speculate that if you don’t use, you can lose it. But I feel like if you use it too much, you also run the risk of wearing it out and losing it.

As legendary as Flair is for his toughness and stamina inside the ring, I don’t think his dick gets enough credit for everything it went through outside the ring. We’re talking about multiple women and Flair’s hand each day. That’s insane. I’m honestly not sure it’s humanly possible, but I’m also not going to doubt the words of The Nature Boy.

Oh, but that’s not all. On top of sleeping with at least one woman, jerking off twice, and wrestling 60-minute marathon matches, Flair would consume 15-20 drinks a day. I knew the man was a bar legend and lived the gimmick, but I didn’t realize it was that many drinks on top of multiple women, multiple masturbations, and multiple bumps.

This is why I knew Flair was going to make it through his health issues over the summer. This is the toughest man who has ever lived. He’s not dying due to organ failure or anything lame like that. He survived a friggin’ plane crash and still wrestled. This man will die on his terms.

And based on the documentary, his terms are in a wrestling ring surrounded by women with his dick in one hand and a beer in the other.

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