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Only The Rock Can Save ‘Suicide Squad 2’

Suicide Squad sucked. I watched it on a plane to Los Angeles and was so confused I ended up back in North Carolina. If that sentence doesn’t make sense to you, just be thankful it only cost you two seconds of your life instead of two hours.

I don’t know why they’re making a Suicide Squad 2. Literally no one is asking for it. But, they’re doing it because it’s easier to water down a comic book than it is to come up with an original idea.

After the disappointment of Suicide Squad, no one is going to see Suicide Squad 2 unless they promise more Joker, less Margot Robbie clothing, and The Rock.

Wait, they’re promising The Rock?

LET’S GO SUICIDE SQUAD 2!

According to The Wrap, The Rock might play the role of Black Adam in the movie. I don’t know enough about comic books to know who that is, but the plot of Suicide Squad 2 has them tasked with finding a weapon of mass destruction. That weapon isn’t a weapon, it’s Black Adam. That sounds very simple, so they’re gonna have to make it a bit more confusing if they want it to live up to the Suicide Squad standards.

The Rock is a busy man, but the report indicates that it won’t take long for him to film his part. Well, yeah, he’s gonna be in hiding the whole time until the Squad eventually finds him. It sounds a lot like The Rock’s role in The Mummy Returns. I hope Suicide Squad 2 is just a shot-for-shot remake of The Mummy Returns.

The Rock has already signed onto the standalone Black Adam movie. That means he’s officially in the DC Comics Universe. And with that comes at least one-spin off origin story movie, a likely sequel, multiple squad movies, and everything else that comes along with being part of the comics universe.

Tyrese is gonna be pissed.

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