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Roommate From Hell Arrested For Sticking Roomie’s Toothbrush Up Her Ass, Rubbing Used Tampons on Her Backpack

My college roommate was a little annoying. He wasn’t a bad guy, we just didn’t have compatible personalities and he tended to have a lot of drama follow him because he made poor life choices. In retrospect, I’m glad I didn’t have a roommate like University of Hartford student Brianna Brochu, who chased her roommate out, possibly for racially motivated reasons, by rubbing used tampons on her backpack and sticking her toothbrush up her ass.

According to the Daily Mail, Brochu has been arrested and charged with “third-degree criminal mischief and second-degree breach of peace,” which are misdemeanors, after she made an Instagram describing “spitting in her coconut oil, putting moldy clam dip in her lotions, rubbing used tampons on her backpack, putting her toothbrush places where the sun doesn’t shine and so much more.” She also referred to her former roommate, named Jazzy Rowe, as “Jamaican Barbie.”

She has admitted licking her roommate’s plate, fork, spoon and wiping menstrual blood on her roommate’s backpack. But she denied the rest of the claims that she had made in her Instagram, saying ‘anything else she bragged about on social media was a lie in an attempt to ‘appear funny.’

Kids, don’t say dumb shit on social media and especially don’t admit to crimes on social media. Like, double especially don’t admit to crimes you didn’t do on social media, if in fact you didn’t do them. Also, you know, don’t be a huge racist and don’t wipe menstrual blood on your roommate’s stuff, you animals. Women can be so gross, seriously.

You’re in college, act like adults. I was a college freshman once, I get it, learning how to live with someone, especially someone you’re neither related to nor sleeping with, is hard. If your roommate is bothering you with their behavior, which Brochu claims is the case, and not that she’s a big racist who would call her roommate “Jamaican Barbie”, talk to them about it, don’t stick their things up your bum. Seriously, who wants to associate with that person. “Well, I would date Brianna, she’s cute, but if she’s mad at you she won’t tell you, she’ll just take your toothbrush to fifth base, and she seems a bit racist, so I’m gonna take a hard pass.”

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