The Weeknd Dates Justin Bieber’s Ex Out Of Pettiness

The best way to get over your ex who re-kindles her love with her ex is to get under the ex’s ex’s ex. Does that make any sense?

Alright, let me clarify.

The best way for The Weeknd to get over Selena Gomez, who got back together with Justin Bieber, is to get under Yovanna Ventura, who is Justin Bieber’s ex.

There, that’s a little better, right?

Shout out to The Weeknd, who is a 27-year-old man still acting like he’s in high school. He wants to fight Drake for hooking up with Bella Hadid and now he’s hooking up with the ex of the guy who stole his girl. Weeknd, my man, you’re losing this battle in the worst way. No offense to Ventura, but she’s the third star in the trio with Gomez and Hadid.

Venture dated Bieber in 2015. Not much was reported on it because Bieber was also rumored to be dating all the Kardashian-Jenners at that time.

A source told Unilad that Weeknd and Venture were holding hands all night at a Beverly Hills mansion. “He was parading her around. He was trying to make it obvious that he was with someone,” said the source.

This is a desperation play by The Weeknd. And desperation smells horrible. To The Weeknd’s credit, Venture is a smoke show. She’s got the best body on a Venture since Jesse in the 1980s.

But this dude is an international singer who has sold millions of records. He could get just about any girl he wants. This is a petty play by the man. I respect him for going the petty route, but I also recognize that it’s a bad move.

We just need to settle this with a good ol’ fashion three team mixed tag match. Winners get married, losers have to never make a public appearance ever again.

I don’t know who to root for.