Chrissy Teigen Took a One Way Flight to LAX From LAX With Yoda
If you follow Chrissy Teigen on Twitter, you already know this story. If you don’t follow Chrissy Teigen on Twitter, why are you even on Twitter?
Teigen and husband John Legend were heading off to Japan for the New Year. They left LAX, preparing for their 11-hour flight to Tokyo. Everything was going well until four hours into the flight, when the plane turned around and headed back to LAX. Why?
Not even Chrissy knows.
a flying first for me: 4 hours into an 11 hour flight and we are turning around because we have a passenger who isn’t supposed to be on this plane. Why…why do we all gotta go back, I do not know
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
So many questions and I have no answers. Either do they. This person must be mortified though
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
what is happening how do you know more than I do. I’m still in the sky! https://t.co/0c4q8TKcwN
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
Alright, so the plane turns around four hours into the flight, lands back at LAX, lets the wrong passenger off the plane, and then takes off again. Right? Of course not.
This person is so lucky that we will all have to deplane. Imagine having to walk off alone. The shame!
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
I won’t be able to sleep until I know how this person figured out they were on the wrong flight. That’s all I ask. 150 people have been majorly inconvenienced, please, just tell me
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
They keep saying the person had a United ticket. We are on ANA. So basically the boarding pass scanner is just a beedoop machine that makes beedoop noises that register to nowhere
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
According to flight attendant, male. Or female. https://t.co/nH5djFCBb5
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
After exiting the plane, instead of immediately re-boarding, Chrissy was put in a secure location. For her own protection, obviously.
There is a 20 minute interview before we can get off the plane!! This is my dream. Police! Talk to me talk to me
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
they put our plane in a secure area. We can’t be near the common folk :(
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
Police were interviewing all the people seated around the mystery person once we got off the plane. Why would they do this! I MUST KNOW MORE
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
I have been moved to a room with Bravo. Clearly the authorities are trying to keep me quiet so I don’t BLOW THE LID OFF THIS “SITCH” pic.twitter.com/ohhpCmjviG
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
I’m in a room with water and a tv! The government is using real housewives to keep me quiet !!!!!! https://t.co/ypPVjAF85C
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
Yeah it’s a lounge but I like to call it a room for drama’s sake https://t.co/lBIglAqFBm
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
They….they gave me ramen pic.twitter.com/0o9tk0wPrQ
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
No one will answer my questions. I told them I won’t tell anybody but I think they know what’s happening here on the Twitter https://t.co/MlA69QUoHm
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
Oh yeah, John Legend was involved in all this as well. But no one cares about him.
We live here now. This is our new life pic.twitter.com/ero7e5kFOm
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
Finally, after nothing was solved, Chrissy was able to get on another flight. With a new passenger.
Getting on another flight now oh bless
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 27, 2017
I’m not saying this is all the fault of the Empire or the First Order or whatever their name is, but there is a lot of evidence against them. You want answers, Chrissy? In front of you, they are.
