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Donald Trump Jr. Comes Out as Pro-Butthole Bleaching on Twitter

Donald Trump Jr. does some weird shit on Twitter, like following a blowjob coach. Luckily, there’s a Twitter bot, @trumpsalert, that lets us know all the crazy shit he and his family like on Twitter. And today it let us know that Don Jr. liked this tweet from Gavin McInnes.

Okay, that’s actually kind of funny, despite McInnes being an overall shitty person. Anal bleaching overall is kind of funny, assholes look fine the way they are, they don’t need bleach. Waxed, sure, but you should be getting that done to most of your pelvis anyway. And that doesn’t just go for women, no double standards here, go and get old the back, sack and crack wax, guys, your partner wants you to, even if she’s never mentioned it.

I feel like I’m picking on Don here, but all Eric Trump likes are standard partisan tripe and tweets about Trump corporate brands, specifically Trump Wine. I assume he has an alternate account he uses to like tweets about coffins, soil from his home country, what to substitute for garlic in recipes and how to comb your hair when you don’t have a reflection.

Anyway, Don Jr. isn’t the only politician to have his Twitter likes make the news. Remember the time Ted Cruz liked a porn video? At the time, I didn’t realize it was actually a daddy/daughter incest movie Cruz liked, but it was. That’s still way more embarrassing than a joke about butthole bleaching.

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