Man, allegations just keep racking up against Dustin Hoffman. But before I get into the new allegations, can someone tell me what a “soft-boiled clitoris” is? He told a PA he wanted her “soft-boiled clitoris” on the set of Death of a Salesman, but that makes no sense to me. Is it supposed to be clever? Is it just because she was a teenager? He might be the only person who ever used that phrase in the history of the world.
So what did Dustin do now and is it worse than food-related come-ons and dad jokes about wanting to f**k? It is, believe me, it is. For starters, according to Variety, he showed a 16-year-old his dick while he was wearing just a bathrobe (it’s always fucking bathrobes, Jesus). Oh, and she was his daughter’s classmate. That’s pretty fucked up. But that’s actually the least of the allegations.
During ADR for Ishtar, Hoffman was having trouble singing a song, so he asked Melissa Kester to join him in the booth, in front of her boyfriend and an audio engineer, visible only from the waist up.
“And as he’s doing that, he literally just stuck his fingers down my pants,” Kester said. “He put his fingers inside me. And the thing I feel most bad about is I didn’t know what to do. I just stood there. I just froze in the situation like ‘Oh my god, what is happening?’ It’s shocking when that happens to you.”
Kester said that she made an effort not to react for fear that her boyfriend or the other man in the control room would know what was happening. She estimated that Hoffman kept his fingers inside her for 15-20 seconds, until he finished the take. Then she moved away from him.
The question I keep coming back to is “who does that?”. That’s the case for a lot of these allegations that come out. For a lot of them, they’re just things that wouldn’t occur to most people to even do. Kester was basically a stranger, Hoffman had met her twice before and he just starts fingering her in front of her boyfriend, who could only see them from the waist up.
Also, Dustin Hoffman was in Ishtar, why do we still consider him a great actor? Have you seen that movie? If that didn’t end his career, I’m not sure anything will, even going around grabbing women by the pussy. I mean, you get to be president after you brag about it, why not keep making movies?